Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

Naga Varnika

Most intelligent and charming girl with large glasses with beautiful and bright eyes.

Naga Varnika is intelligent and cute.

by G4l carl Johnson November 25, 2021

Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 8, 2004

Kel Varnsen

(Seinfeld) An alias that Jerry comes up with so that he can gain access to an apartment for sale during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, so that he can watch the end of the Mets game. Art Vandelay and H.E. Pennypacker also the same scene to gain access to the apartment.

"Not Pennypacker. 'You know him?' I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!!!"

by matkillah April 21, 2004

Varun

god of water

Varuna pulled his fiery white green sea horse to a stop and the tornado passed away.

by Varun September 25, 2003

black nail varnish

nail polish of the color black for nails.

Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?

by Negasable May 4, 2008

Kel Varnsen

A name Jerry Seinfeld used when he answered the phone as Vandelay Industries.

Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?

by jimmy jimmie May 24, 2006