vancouver

Beamerville. The highest concentration of luxury cars and souped up civics you'll find outside of LA. Offers the best seafood in the world at good prices. Downtown consists of 99% condo towers and marinas. Very nice and all, but make sure you avoid the DTES next door (Downtown Eastside)! Real estate on the west half of the city will cost both your arms and legs as well as those of your children and grand children. Ownership of a home starts at one million dollars. Have fun paying off the mortgage.

"I drive around the parking lot at Aberdeen Centre in Vancouver and can only find BMWs and Mercedes benz..."

"You can't find sashimi like this anywhere outside Vancouver"

"Sonofabitch...I make 200k and I can't pay off my mortgage! Vancouver sucks!!!"

by someone who got priced out of his home and moved to toronto August 30, 2006

varchieidol

she’s is a twitter stan who’s known for struggling hard and being a dumb bitch. she also can’t spell to save her life and never stops tweeting about her favs.

lara: have you seen @varchieidol’s new tweet?
shashee: yeah, she’s so dumb

by QUEENSCHA October 20, 2020

vancoomer

A Disk Jockey from the Vancouver area in British Columbia, Canada

Sheen Sayer is a total Vancoomer

by cheese3037 February 13, 2021

VARcelona

A team by the name FC Barcelona which is to be in favor of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) at all times in order to get free goals or fouls against the opposing teams.

Hey did you see that free penalty or foul that was given to Barcelona using VAR? You mean VARcelona?!

by UEFALONA February 10, 2019

Vancouver

Large, densely populated international city on the Pacific coast. Third largest city in the nation, largest city in the province. Contains the most densely populated areas in North America and most diverse population in the nation. Vancouver often received accolades from international rankings (usually #1 or 2 in the world). Among most notable, Vancouver will host the 2010 Olympic games.

"I went to Seattle for vacation but can only remember Vancouver!" actual quote from my mom!

by supstanance November 14, 2003

Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.

Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"

by christianc February 17, 2010

Get Vancouvered

When you make plans with a small group of friends to have a board game night, cocktails, etc, only to have them all bail within an hour of the start-time. It's typical of the Vancouver social scene, which ensures people don't develop deep connections.

"Hey man, sorry I can't make your party tonight. Got something else going on."

"C'mon man, you RSVP'd two weeks ago. If you don't come, I'm gonna Get Vancouvered by everyone!

by Ol Grimey June 14, 2016