Vanishing Turd

When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o

I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.

by Master of Pigeons March 12, 2009

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Vanise

A girl who is truly amazing and she knows it. She's the type of girl that would stare into a mirror just to look at herself for a good 20 min. But it's okay because she's not ugly. She's actually so beautiful that she has a fan following. These fans include old creepy men, etc(: Pictures, Pictures, Pictures. This girl takes a lot of them. ( Mainly of herself of course) Don't get me wrong, she's really nice, and cool to talk to, even though she loves herself more than anything in the world.

Girl: ~Stares into mirror~
~20 min pass~
Guy: Hurry up! You're being a Vanise

by blackpanda911 November 9, 2012

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vanis.sunkin

“vanis.sunkin“ an editing account on tiktok who makes really good edits and spreads awareness!!! please support them:))

“hey whos vanis.sunkin“

me: ohh shes a really cool person and who has the best humor !! go follow her:P

by my names evelyn ok bye December 19, 2020

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Vanishta

She’s the most caring, easy to love girl. Super kind. She’s a procrastinator but, somehow manages to get it done just in time and ace it! She’s up for just about anything and is very smart. Doesn’t like conflict and is sometimes a bit shy. She’s always thinking about others and sometimes neglects herself.

That sweetheart? Oh that’s Vanishta!

by JSSSR December 20, 2021

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Vanisher

A person who inexplicably vanishes before your eyes. They appear to be of normal human composition with the exception of their uncanny ability to simply be 'there' one minute and 'not there' the next. A vanisher may or may not engage its witness, but invariable ends up by stepping at least partially out of view for a split second and then disappearing completely. This is not a matter of object permanence, as an immediate and thorough inspection of the area which they supposedly entered will invariably reveal no sign of their presence. Revenants of sorts, they tend to manifest themselves mainly between the hours of 3 and 5 a.m.

Holy shit! That guy just stepped around the corner and then he was gone! I mean, I just looked back there and he's nowhere to be found...

Yep, that's a vanisher.

by Will93 September 29, 2011

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