vancouver 

a city that thinks its better than toronto, but really, really, really isnt. Toronto will always be the best city and vancouver and other lame cities like edminton and calgary need to relax and stop being so god damn jealous! Vancouver is crowded with methwhores and heroin addicts, and has serious drug issues that need to be sorted out before the city shames Canada at the olympic games in 2010!

Yo man, vancouver is so much better than Toronto!

Oh.. you must be on crack you jealous douche...

vancouver by the truth 101 July 1, 2007

vancouver 

New slang term for a womens Vagina

my vancouver is loose

vancouver by Pdizzle May 13, 2005

vancouver 

Shitty City I live in. Full of native gangs, mass crime, car jackings, loads of gays, left wing whacko city.

I live in vancouver, i dont support gay marriage, but this shitty city is all left wing whackos and full of gays who want gay marriage so they can fuck men in the ass.

vancouver by burning_arc January 23, 2005

Vancouver 

where spencer is from

spencer: I'm from Vancouver so zip it up and zip it out

Vancouver by GillianD March 30, 2009

Vancouver 

Vancouver aka trashcouver is located in Bitchest Colombia, a state which is part of the 26 landfills of the united shits of ass-merica. Vancouver is home to the most naeif, mean, and psychopathic tyrants . The viewscape of vancouver is comparible to a massive landfill sight like the 25 other landfills in the mainland united shits. Bitchest colombia bordersn 3 BETTER canadian provences that being Yukon, Alberta, and Alaska.

Vancouver is just a fancy way of saying "landfill" you bitchass.

Vancouver by Knmagor September 22, 2022

vancouver 

the utah of canada, so irrelevant and doesnt matter at alll… full of knock off lil-maceee’s. do not recommend. you will get canned IMMEDIATELY.

person 1 - yo u wanna go to vancouver

person 2 - nah bro i choose life

vancouver by hindu packed April 4, 2023

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.

"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020