Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

Flag

Get the Pocket Voicemailing mug.

voice mail bankruptcy

Having so many voice mails that you have to delete everything and start over cuz there is no way you will ever be able to call everyone back.

Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something.

by JRK STP July 26, 2007

Flag

Get the voice mail bankruptcy mug.

Engaged to be voicemailed

The act of being in conversation as if being married to one's phone when given a ring

Although she have him a ring, he was engaged to be voicemailed.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Flag

Get the Engaged to be voicemailed mug.

Voicefail

When you get a voicemail and the person leaving the message sounds like a cross between Milton from Office Space and a constipated cat. For a more simple definition, when the person who leaves you a voicemail sounds like a retard.

Dude, what's up with your mom? I rammed my cock down her throat then after I left she sent me a voicefail. You should take her to the hospital and get her larynx checked out or something.

by Dro0 January 27, 2009

Flag

Get the Voicefail mug.

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

Flag