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Unload the jet skis

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.
by godnus May 4, 2009
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Unload Some Groceries

To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.
Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.
by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010
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Unload

To empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male orgasm.
Hey Gaff, you've got a big smile on your face - did you unload ?
by The Unloader November 14, 2010
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porn uploads

the lazy way to acquire HD porn

software solution to automatically amass porn
She pirates HD interactive porn discs getting new porn uploads every night

porn uploads to tube sites destroy quality, but porn uploads to private sites rock
by rhinoracemic November 12, 2010
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unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter
dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009
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unload

to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.
Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better."
Person 2: "Wow...dude....you rocked her....I didn't know you had that much hate inside you...."
by David Smitty December 24, 2007
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unLOADing Dock

your number one slam piece or booty calls house or apartment where you go to skeet skeet after a stressful day
Yo i'm real stressed about that exam I'm bout to hit the unloading dock for a quick minute
by a Vass in the house February 9, 2010
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