Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.

guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule

by srak.ec. June 8, 2022

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!

We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Up-ball

An "up-ball" occurs when the foam ball used in the game commonly known as Goala is hit above the cones located at the four corners of the connected mats.

*Person just hit the ball and it went higher than the cones*
"Up-ball!!!"
"You're out! Up-ball!"

by Goalaplaya May 10, 2010

Ball Up Bitch

Step up to the challenge: you said you were going to do this niwnstep up to the plate

Ball up Bitch!

by Livtod October 25, 2018

Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.

Balls up? You really like her?

by weezerballs December 9, 2022

balls-up

messing something up

balls-up: a bungled or badly carried out task or action; a mess.
"She sure got my balls up"

by jai bambley 1 November 16, 2022