Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.

guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule

by srak.ec. June 8, 2022

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!

We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.

Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️

by maximi September 14, 2024

Up-ball

An "up-ball" occurs when the foam ball used in the game commonly known as Goala is hit above the cones located at the four corners of the connected mats.

*Person just hit the ball and it went higher than the cones*
"Up-ball!!!"
"You're out! Up-ball!"

by Goalaplaya May 10, 2010

balls-up

messing something up

balls-up: a bungled or badly carried out task or action; a mess.
"She sure got my balls up"

by jai bambley 1 November 16, 2022

Up balls

A way to respond to "whats up?", it means its good.
Many variation exist like "up ball sucks" , meaning it sucks and "up balls every day all day", meaning its great all day every day

Hey dude whats up? Up balls dude.

by Ligma ball sachs42 May 7, 2025