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Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 8, 2022
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Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007
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Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.
by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009
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Ball Up Bitch

Step up to the challenge: you said you were going to do this niwnstep up to the plate
by Livtod October 25, 2018
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Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.
Balls up? You really like her?
by weezerballs December 9, 2022
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Balled up

Similar to the term Glowed up, Balled up or Balling up means you have financially Glowed up significantly from the past
Used to be broke, but now I'm balled up
by ObiJuanShinobi December 11, 2023
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ball-upping

For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "
Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers
by meggymc August 8, 2015
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