upright hearse

Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.

The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.

by young fogey March 21, 2014

uprighters

Humans , carbon based meat stick.

Look at those 'uprighters' walking down the street. Being all human and stuff.

by sexychicy June 11, 2017

urnightmare

A person that has no skill and is considered to have no life. It could also mean a person that eats their feces.

John you are such a urnightmare.

by Lesavant May 15, 2018

Uprighting your Flamingos

The act of inverting a sexual partner's legs assuming he or she is wearing Florida beach shorts.

Later l'll show you how to upright her flamingos. Later on I'll be uprighting your flamingos.

by The72JEM August 4, 2018

uprighter

Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.

We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.

by bozo1977 December 11, 2018

Uprightness

When you have achieved sitting up right

“I have achieved desired uprightness”

by Soundsgucci May 17, 2019

Unsightable

The act of creeping around so stealthily that your next victim will never see it coming

Sebastian was hanging out completely unsightable in the orphanage attic for days waiting for his opportunity

Sebastian was completely unsightable as he watched the school kids in the playground.

by Rob21920 November 16, 2019