Unk

To be old and look like a monkey thirty and above

One of our teachers just turned 30.That means they are an unk now

by Mira 10 2025 September 30, 2025

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

When you decide to crash for the night, after a party of which has made you incredibly intoxicated.

“Yo you good to drive my homie?!”
“Yo brah I’m totally wasted let’s juss unk here tonight I can’t drive.”
“Ja feel”

by Jimmy jimbow June 8, 2019

a form of language used amongst the children of the highest intellectual advancement

ex. Ethan: “unk unk unk unk”
Vory: “he knows the language of unk”

by sortive December 4, 2020

when a king is dethroned, it is referred to as unking.

"Damn, Michelle cheated on Barrac... that's so unking of her."

by king420~69 October 28, 2019