A Nice Person who will constantly ask you not to call her that because, "I'm really not."
Of course, those who get to know a unicorninabottle soon find that this self-deprecation holds some truth to it, as this fableinastable will usually own several murdersheds, endanger innocent lives by SnapChatting on a bike, make more vulgar jokes than a horny clownfish, exhibit a severe dislike of matching socks, and talk like a preppyass black chick.
But past the sass and the houseless snails and the period-blood war paint, this mythical creature is anything but: She's just a human, and a good one. She won't pretend, she won't hesitate to be blunt, and she will tell you the facts and reveal herself and your self to you as she sees fit, for everyone's benefit. And in that way, she acquires a mythical status, whether she likes it or not, simply due to the rarity of such people.
Keep friends like this close, and be careful not to make enemies of them. And for the love of God, don't let them stay up til 4 AM. Things get real weird around 4 AM.
Of course, those who get to know a unicorninabottle soon find that this self-deprecation holds some truth to it, as this fableinastable will usually own several murdersheds, endanger innocent lives by SnapChatting on a bike, make more vulgar jokes than a horny clownfish, exhibit a severe dislike of matching socks, and talk like a preppyass black chick.
But past the sass and the houseless snails and the period-blood war paint, this mythical creature is anything but: She's just a human, and a good one. She won't pretend, she won't hesitate to be blunt, and she will tell you the facts and reveal herself and your self to you as she sees fit, for everyone's benefit. And in that way, she acquires a mythical status, whether she likes it or not, simply due to the rarity of such people.
Keep friends like this close, and be careful not to make enemies of them. And for the love of God, don't let them stay up til 4 AM. Things get real weird around 4 AM.
Unicorninabottle: "You are an amazing person. If you ever want to talk, I am here for you."
Responder: "Aaaw, you're such a unicorninabottle."
IF RESPONDER WAS A STRANGER
Unicorninabottle: "Nahw, I'm not really that nice. (◕‿◕✿)"
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND:
Unicorninabottle: "Shut up, fucko."
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND AND IT'S LATE AT NIGHT:
Unicorninabottle: "YEAH I AM, SUCK MY DICK YA PUNK"
Responder: "Aaaw, you're such a unicorninabottle."
IF RESPONDER WAS A STRANGER
Unicorninabottle: "Nahw, I'm not really that nice. (◕‿◕✿)"
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND:
Unicorninabottle: "Shut up, fucko."
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND AND IT'S LATE AT NIGHT:
Unicorninabottle: "YEAH I AM, SUCK MY DICK YA PUNK"
by Ego Finale September 9, 2014
Get the unicorninabottle mug.Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.
Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!
One year later...
Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!
As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!
One year later...
Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!
As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.
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A non governing religion, originating as a sect of Christianity, but quickly grew apart. Early Unitarians were theistic, but eventually joined up with the Univarsalists, who believed everyone goes to heaven. The union created a non-ruling religion, where one is free to find their own religious path. There is no dogma, nor doctrine to the Unitarian faith, and there are everything from God Praising Unitarians, to Atheists, to Wickans. Unitarian youth are generally associated with being very horny, because of the sexual supportive environment, liberal parents, and coed sleepovers.
What does your minister preach if you don't believe in anything?
Peace and love
Do you practice abstinence?
No, I'm a Unitarian
Peace and love
Do you practice abstinence?
No, I'm a Unitarian
by Aces December 14, 2008
Get the Unitarian mug.A mix of the word Unicorn and terrific. It describes your feeling of being amazing or describing how amazing someone/something is. This means that you are a rare and very special. So since a Unicorn is so rare you must be one in a million. You should be honored to be called Unicornific!
by SuperAttack November 22, 2011
Get the Unicornific mug.Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.
From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.
by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016
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The Nine Pillars:
1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
The Nine Pillars:
1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*
by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010
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