Uranus

1. Third largest planet in the solar system by diameter and least massive of the gas giants. Discovered by Sir William Herschel in 1781. A naked eye object in good conditions if you know where and what to look for. Higher proportions of water ice, methane and ammonia in the atmospheres of Uranus and Neptune have led astronomers to class these worlds in a separate category known as the ice giants. Knocked on its side by an early impact to its current 98-degree axial tilt, Uranus rolls almost like a ball along its orbit, with first one hemisphere and then the other experiencing daylight. Uranus is known for a system of dark rings of carbonaceous material. Orbits the sun at 1.787 billion miles mean distance, or approaching twenty times Earth's distance, from the Sun. Wins the booby prize for the least photogenic planet in the system, appearing a more or less featureless cyan globe, though this may change at the equinoxes every 42 Earth years. Visited by Voyager 2 in 1986. At last count, 27 moons.

2. Romanised form of the Greek god's name Ouranos, god of the heavens.

3. No scatological jokes, please.

If you know what part of the night sky to look at, you can see the planet Uranus if you squint.

Uranus, god of the heavens.

by Fearman May 12, 2008

Uranus

Your poop hole.

I'm sending THIS up Uranus.

by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

uranus

uranus is a planet kids please take your butt jokes somewhere else.

Uranus rules bitch take your little anus joke elsewhere

by Chickenwing21 October 17, 2006

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

Uranus

the seventh planet in the solar system, also used in many jokes. it is said in jokes as UrANUS

NASA couldn't reach Uranus because it is too gassy

by Bej1 December 12, 2012

butt fuck uranus

Used in the same context as Butt Fuck Egypt, but when REALLY REALLY FAR. Much further away than places you'd usually refer to as Butt Fuck Egypt.

Person A: Man, you going from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale? That's butt fuck egypt!

Person B: And then I have to go to Orlando...

Person A: Now that's Butt Fuck Uranus!

by Andy "The Man" Alexis April 21, 2006

Uranustocracy

Where those who rule do so with their heads up their asses.

Billy Bob JR: "Dad, our teacher told us that our government is called a Democracy."

Billy Bob: "Yes, that is what the commoners call it. I prefer to call it and Uranustocracy!"

Billy Bob JR: "Whats that dad?"

Billy Bob: "You'll find out some day son!"

by MadDog21 December 30, 2014