Yucatan Ukulele

Inserting a handful of Chicletes into the desired hole prior to vigorous intercourse than pulling out after a powerful orgasm keeping the gummy strings attached at both ends. The resulting instrument of lust is the Yucatan Ukulele. Enjoy amigos!

The mariachi strummed a soft flamingo tune after seeing my abuela on their funky fresh Yucatan Ukulele.

by Leg Tat March 20, 2018

Hold my ukulele

Similar to expression to the "Hold My Cigarette" or "Hold My Cigarette"

"How to embarass yourself on Youtube..."

"Hold My Ukulele" - Colleen Ballinger

by limbo9 June 30, 2023

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

by WackyRoccoTaco January 27, 2014

Dirty ukulele

When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.

White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?

Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.

by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020

Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020

Pull out a ukulele

Apologize; to make an apology video; a reference to Colleen Ballinger’s sung apology video on YouTube

“JoJo Siwa better pull out a ukulele because that music video was atrocious.”

by Explosive Bologna April 6, 2024