Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

by Immodest May 17, 2022

Hold my ukulele

Similar to expression to the "Hold My Cigarette" or "Hold My Cigarette"

"How to embarass yourself on Youtube..."

"Hold My Ukulele" - Colleen Ballinger

by limbo9 June 30, 2023

Ukulele

A person who barges into a conversation without reading the situation.

We were in the hot tub after skiing and a ukulele joined us. Welp time to go!

by P1nk1e March 24, 2024

Ukuleleing

To play the ukulele

Chief fox is ukuleleing

by Allllie August 20, 2019

Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick

Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020

playing the ukulele

Making a shitty apology

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank

by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025

Dirty ukulele

When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.

White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?

Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.

by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020