twoo

a dead lizard my friend and i found at the park.

You: Long live Twoo!
Your Friend: What the...

by SunnyRainbow 7 May 20, 2019

Toobined

When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call

Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020

twobird

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

by TimGraham November 6, 2008

Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.

Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?

by Dbrasco37 October 19, 2020