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tweekend

n.

1. an eleven day drug binge starting on a friday afternoon, and ending the week after the following monday when you are being resucitated in the emergency room and realize that if you survive you've probably been fired, lost your car, and will be evicted.

2. a 3 day computer overclocking binge starting on a friday afternoon and ending the following monday just before lunch when you realize that your video game addiction might just cost you your new promotion.
Bob with crystal meth in his pocket, and Joe with the new AMD Athlon-64 in his pocket passed in the hall and wished each other a happy tweekend.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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Tweegret

Used on Twitter.com

-Term used for regretting a posted Tweet.
"I'm totally experiencing Tweegret after that last post."
by GSMproductions July 22, 2009
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tweejerk

A celebrity's knee-jerk reaction on Twitter by way of retweeting the post of a common user - the content of which was obviously constructed for the mere purpose of enticing the celebrity to retweet their post (e.g. @CelebrityName Your show last night had the most amazing impact on my life. Thank you!).
Can you believe that lame ass post got a tweejerk out of @Oprah? RT fail.
by msstatedawg October 3, 2011
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Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.
Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
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tweek tweak

the most amazing boy ever in south park and we need to protect him. He is gay for craig tucker and his first appearance was in gnomes
man,Tweek Tweak from south park is so adorable!
by omg CREEK November 19, 2019
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tweeker

He might be doing a little coke, but he's way too fat to be a tweeker.
by Village Idiot October 29, 2012
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tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005
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