Twiddle-Derp 

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

Twiddle-Derp by Godd'm June 8, 2019

twiddle doo 

A twiddle Dee's half

Girl 1: u my twiddle dee
Girl 2: and u my twiddle doo

twiddle doo by Not ur twiddle dee. Teehee June 6, 2021

Twiddle monkey 

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

Twiddle monkey by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

Twiddle-meeballs by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023

twiddle Niddle 

Just some masochistic neon green bean with a majestic mustache that lives in the world of colorquest

Oh! There's that lil green twink, Twiddle Niddle!

twiddle Niddle by TwiddleNiddleLover May 12, 2024

Twiddle my Diddle 

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

Twiddle my Diddle by Lip Service May 29, 2024

twiddle your bone flute 

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

twiddle your bone flute by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025