Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

tweeking

Tweeking: A combination of two words, two and week. When you have been on meth (cranking in the old days) and up for two weeks you have a tendency to talk funny and slur your words. After two weeks when you try to tell someone what your problem is all you can say is "I tweek..." After coming down for a day before your next trip you realize that you said tweek and also realize that it is not only a homonym with tweak, which means to bend or force out of shape, but it can also be synonymous. And since you were very bent you think it is funny and go get an eightball, and your again tweeking in no time at all. This is the origin of the word, believe me I was there.

Moral of the Story: Don't do drugs

Pleeezzzze hlp ma, I tweeeeeeek blaaargghhh *thump*
In the next day or two after your regain consciousness you say; "Man I was tweeking."

by cawper January 9, 2009

Thunder Tweeting

When a twitter user tweets multiple times without any disruption. The tweets can be on any sort of topic and completely unrelated, but must be sent back-to-back without any other twitter follower tweeting in-between. Thunder tweeters are not typically well received by people who subscribe to their tweets via text messaging because they can quickly clog up ones inbox and easily annoy the receiver. But thunder tweeting can also quickly get the attention of the twitter community if used effectively.

The origin of the term Thunder tweeting is taken from a misunderstanding in a topic that involved the Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball team.

Twitter User: What's good?

... 30 seconds later....

Twitter User: Off to work and then hitting the gym

... 18 seconds later....

Twitter User: Should have made some coffee this morning.

Multiple tweets in a short span of time = Thunder Tweeting

by Thunder Tweeter November 22, 2009

Tweeking

Tweeking is any change to a product or document that you think will take two hours but ends up taking two weeks. Tw(o)-(w)eeks.

The new website is ready to go, it just needs a little tweeking.

by BigMickSydney April 26, 2009

Ambien tweeting

Being racist (and ignorant) on Twitter (and in life) after ambien use

Roseanne: I am sorry I did not mean to be racist! I was tweeting under the influence of ambien.

Ambien CEO: Being racist is not a known side effect of ambien. Although, ambien tweeting is!

by TushT June 11, 2018

tweeking

An act of picking on someone caused by anxiousness for another high.

If you catch anyone tweeking, they're drug of choice is controlling 'em.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 25, 2007

Tweeting

The act of sending and recieving messages via Twitter.com.

" I was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. "

" Did you see the message i tweeted to Travis ? "

by Plumberboy May 11, 2009