Tweeter

A person who uses Twitter to update countless people on the stupid things they are doing at any given time

Anderson Cooper HipstersTweeter

by Link3265 March 23, 2009

Tweener Bag

A celebrity that makes little tween girls cry from their douche baggy ways or have an orgasm by making their tween hormones go hump a donkey. Sometimes both. Ex. Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber Or just an extreme case of doucheness where the douche in question acts like he's the best thing that has ever happened to this world and considers himself a celeb. He gives himself a nickname that is veryyyy lame.

OMG it's Justin Bieber!!!! (has orgasm)- Girl

OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl

What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense

Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)

by Miss Coker:) April 14, 2010

tweeterrhia

When you start tweeting uncontrollably. You just can not stop.

I was checking my mentions and got hit with a crazy case of tweeterrhia. Sorry for flooding your timeline.

by That Pretty MuthaFucka January 4, 2012

Tweeker tarps

when meat curtains become extreme

did you see her pussy lips thay look like meat curtains. Those aint meat curtains those are tweeker tarps cause their extremely stretched the fuck out

by Ateaball and flailing tuff February 7, 2021

Lone Tweeter

A person with little or no followers, but updates their Twitter anyway.

*Ann just updated her twitter from Twitterberry*

John: Why do you update your twitter when you have no followers?

Ann: I guess I'm just a Lone Tweeter.

by JFuhresh May 15, 2009

serial tweeter

Somebody who posts too many Tweets on Twitter. They post about everything that happens in their life. Your Twitter dashboard is consumed by Tweets from this ONE PERSON.

@example1: I just saw the coolest bird.

@example1: Oh man, this is a good sandwich.

@example1: My dad is such a homosexual.

@example2: @example1 you are a serial Tweeter!!

by stopyourserialtwitter@as August 28, 2010

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2014