twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!

Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.

twat waffle by Travis April 21, 2004

twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.

woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"

twat waffle by unidentified midget September 16, 2007

twat waffle

a twat that some what looks like a waffle

I was about to bang her but when i pulled her pants down i noticed she has a twat waffle

twat waffle by that one dirty mexican March 19, 2010

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffle ..."

twat waffle by Icemft76 September 20, 2007

Twat Waffle

A name given women who generaly suck all around. These are the girls who have no sense of humor about anything and become mean and spiteful over nothing.

Example 1: Tausha, you're a fucking twat waffle!

Example 2: I met this chick last night but she was a total twat waffle!

Twat Waffle by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Sports N Imports May 12, 2006

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

Twat Waffle by UFO 311 April 29, 2009