tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

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twaver

the state of confusion arrived at from the ingestion of conflicting substances.

I was kinda twavering at the club so I decided to ditch my friends and sit in my room alone in the dark.

by fado manieshi August 20, 2006

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Twapels

Hybrid of "twat" and "lapels" meaning a length of labia getting stuck to the shaft during sexual intercourse giving the penis the appearance of lapels

"Her coochie lips where so long my dick had double breasted twapels!"

by Fayz May 19, 2015

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A way of calling someone a twat in the workplace. Used so that if said person were to report you for insulting them, no supervisor in their right mind could take the complaint, "He called me a twatermelon!", seriousily.

A Normal Employee: "I hate you so much Pete, you're such a twatermelon."

Pete: "I'm reporting you to Drew for unprofessional conduct!"

Drew, the Manager: "Hahaha get out of here Pete."

by BoBBertRaptor January 24, 2018

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Twaterang

Twaterang: (n.) A twat who, despite you best efforts, keeps coming back, like a boomerang.

Office worker 1: Oh gods; I made the mistake of helping this twat, and now, whenever he needs help, he comes to me. I can't get rid of him.
Office worker 2: Yeah, he's such a twaterang.

by BigDuggles January 17, 2020

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