Turtle

A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.

She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.

by TechTuna July 17, 2011

turtle

Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.

See also turtle head

Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle

by Andrew Lochhead May 21, 2005

Turtle

n. an uncircumcised penis; the head of the penis enclosed in the prepuce

The turtle came out of its shell while I was playing with it.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Turtle

Unofficial term for the compressor in an air-conditioning system or refrigerator/freezer. Resembles a turtle, usually black and has 4 mounts that resemble legs.

Its hot as hell in here...the repair guy said the turtle overheated and seized up again...

by DieselFag April 17, 2010

Turtled

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

Turtle turtle

That feeling when you have to shit and you can feel it in your ass

Me: dude I'm gunna shit myself
Friend: is it turtle turtle
Me: yeah :'(

by Warmcucumber October 03, 2014

turtling

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

by 03Mach1 August 25, 2005