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When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.
I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"
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Get the Turtle Slerpping mug.When a person curls their lips over their teeth while performing a blow job. This results in less irritation to the penis from teeth chafing but causes the performer to resemble a turtle.
Fred: Man, my dick is so raw from my girlfriends terrible blow job last night.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.
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Get the Turtle Job mug.A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
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Get the Alabama Turtle Hatching mug.A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.
Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!
Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!
Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!
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