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Turbo Snail

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When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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turbo shuffle

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a sub-branch of the popular underground dance, the melbourne shuffle, also known as the shuffle. the turbo shuffle is perdominantly shuffled to hardstyles music and some other electronica / dance / house musics
only a select few are able to turbo shuffle, however mystery surrounds those few people as they must go through a difficult grading process which wittles the populous down to the very elite allowed to turbo shuffle
Richard: "Dude, Can you turbo shuffle?"
Nathan: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008
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An extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.
Fuck! I just made a Turbo Shart on my cat!
by Dev b January 19, 2007
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Turbo Skidmarks

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One who talks alot of knowledge but lacks it, most likely due to his smaller body parts.
The kid in the Chevy is Turbo Skidmarks?
by 98freestylin June 12, 2015
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half pint stella
half pint breeza
gets you well wankered
can i have a turbo shandy thanx love (sober)
han a have a hurbo shchwandy pweez luvely bar lady with he brestickles pweez teheehehe (when pisses)
by Gavin 'n' ogg March 31, 2003
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A cocktail made by putting one shot vodka in the bottom of a pint glass, adding a half pint of lager, and a half pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Distinguished from the Shandy, which omits the vodka.
The gang got right shitfaced drinking turbo shandys last night.
by wickedzen March 18, 2011
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A extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.
Guy: Fuck! I just TURBO sharted all over.
by Dev B. November 9, 2008
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