Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

turbanization

The growth of turbans in the U.S. a.k.a Muslims.

Wow this turbanization is a drag!!!

by Bhernandez93 July 22, 2016

knob turban

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

by Poppa Squat April 12, 2007

turbandictionary.com

A website on which one can look up the meanings of Arabic words.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

turban

A garmet, that is usually very clean, that is worn by some people because their religion and/or culture requires it. Turbans are made from long strips of cloth (up to 30ft) and wrapped around the head. The method of wrapping can tell an observer a lot about the wearer's background.

Turbans are pretty decent things to wear. Not at all dirty or bad. I should say the people who don't like them are incestuous pricks, or otherwise asshats.

by </time> September 14, 2003

Turban Dictionary

Widely mistaken for Urban Dictionary but is actually an entire glossary of words that are linked, similar and ryme with the word turban.

Thomas: What the fuck? Why hasn't urban dictionary loaded?
James: Look at the URl. You put in Turban Dictionary.
Thomas: Oh yeah, LOL!

by themostnaturalskintags May 5, 2008

forest of turbans

Iraqi for sausage fest. from the Daily Show on 02/15/05

The stag party in Baghdad was a forest of turbans

by Tmoney February 15, 2005