Shorthand Typing

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

CAD Typing

The ill effect of forgetting to release the CAPS locks when switching from CAD (computer aided design) software to an Internet messenger, giving the user the illusion of shouting. CAD typing can only apply with the use of CAD standards which call for all text to be written in capitals.

Benefit scrounging looser) Hey Man! How's Work?
Honest hard working employee) OH DUDE WORK IS SO DULL!
Benefit scrounging looser) Jesus Christ! Bad time?
Honest hard working employee) Sorry cad typing

by RoryT April 22, 2008

Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008

Hunt and Peck Typing

Hunt and Peck typing, also known as Brady typing, is a method of typing with two fingers where you hunt for each key and peck it with your finger. Hunt and Peck typing is commonly known for being inferior to touch typing and is generally much slower.

You use Hunt and Peck typing? How do you survive in this world?

by Pikcube July 20, 2014

raptor typing

The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.

"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"

"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."

by tehqin October 20, 2009

tupping

to tap / have sexual relations with / fuck
origin: Othello, by Shakespeare

...an old black ram is tupping your white ewe...
-or-
I love tupping your Mom.
-or-
I love to tup dat azz.

by matt guest April 28, 2004

Fallopian tubing

The act in which a male releases his throat yogurt inside of a girl with no regard to whether or not she gets pregnant.

The other day, I went fallopian tubing inside your mom.

by You're Mom69 October 25, 2009