tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

Tugging my shorts

Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".

Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.

Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

Tugging The Tiger

Tugging your tiger is slang and refers to masturbation.

"Dude last night my mom caught me Tugging The Tiger"

by bigbossman76 February 20, 2009

Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum

Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now

by Eileen and Prometheus January 21, 2019

Tugging my Johnson

“Tugging my Johnson” is a slang and young term typically used in a jokingly and humorous manner, meaning to masturbate, specifically with a penis. The term is most commonly used by adolescent males. “Tugging my Johnson” was first widely used by American video game streamer; Jynxzi. The phrase gained its popularity through the up-and-coming Twitch content creator.

Tugging my Johnson would be used in the sentence: “Give me 2 minutes, imma go tug my Johnson”

by Krongus Doohickey August 25, 2023

togaing

Having a good time while watching a football game with all your fellow seniors - all while in a toga.

The theme is Greek. Are you togaing it up tonight?

by sabrina:) September 3, 2009

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009