poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.

Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.

by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011

tubipissin

Taking a piss in the tub while taking a shower or a bath.

Lisa was tubipissin because she couldn't wait any longer while taking a bath. She had to take a shower afterwards because her pee was all over her body.

by Tien Duong August 11, 2006

tubing

The act of going down a slow moving river in an inner tube.

However it must involve copious amounts of alcohol and the viewing of at least one set of nekkid tits. It is not tubing unless there is at least one white trash girl in a thong flashing her tits like a drunken whore she is.

I went tubing on the guadelupe river in texas this weekend and saw spider's sister flashing everyone.

by Wagonburner August 11, 2005

tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.

Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.

by Mr T May 25, 2004

tubish

a word to mean a word you don't remember.

K's word. This word now has a tubish origin.

by jbeau February 21, 2007

Tubicus

Tubicus was a great orangutan warlord who ruled over northeast asia during the Yin dynasty. He used to wear the heads of enemys in a chain around his neck and was renouned for his ferousity. He died in the middle of the Mai dynasty when a jealous contender for his throne took matters into their own hands and rammed a white hot poker up his ass. He was buried on top of Mount Syan and the whole of Asia spent 3 months in mourning.

Orangutan warlord. Ruled in the Yin dynasty. Harry Potter five should be burnt.

by Muphasa "Tubicus" Stubbs February 11, 2005