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brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit
A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.
by themiss2001 March 13, 2011
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brown eyed trouser snake

a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses
all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake
by bob February 17, 2004
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alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis
"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023
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Trowser Snake

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."
by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010
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trowser snake

A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.
Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.
by kylexxkatastrophy August 23, 2007
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trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.
hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.
by margie mario January 17, 2008
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