The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.
Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬
Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬
Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?
Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.
Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!
Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.
Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!
by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010
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Usually experienced during the "time of the month"
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"
"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"
by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018
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A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
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Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.
by Nex Solo June 6, 2011
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While in a formal meeting, David lift his leg, leans to one side, and farts.
"trouser cough" he says.
"trouser cough" he says.
by Spinny November 29, 2009
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