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jack thompson

-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)
by the samm May 3, 2007
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

born in Louisville, Kentucky on July 18, 1937.
Also known as "Raoul Duke" or "Dr. Gonzo", Thompson originated as a sports journalist for numerous publications. He went on to work for Rolling Stone during the late 60s and 70s. He has also published several very popular and critically acclaimed books, including "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" which was turned into a film by Terry Gilliam in 1998, starring Johnny Depp as Thompson himself and Benicio Del Toro as well. He has been known to stretch the truth at times, usually the result of self-proclaimed usage of heroic amounts of hardcore drugs. Many critics dismiss his unusual style due to his mixture of fact with fiction at times, but he is widely considered a literary genius and an icon of outspoken, unapologetic social commentary.

here is an example of his writing from "Fear & Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72"...

"There are only two ways to make it in big-time politics today: One is to come on like a mean dinosaur, with a high-powered machine that scares the shit out of your entrenched opposition (like Daley or Nixon) . . . and the other is to tap the massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a DUTY to vote. This is like being told you have a DUTY to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy."
Jose Contreras: I think that Hunter S. Thompson's writing suffered as a result of his drug use.
Bruce Lee: you pig motherfucking little boy felcher! Thompson's writing is much more interesting when the affect of drugs is apparent.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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trumpsnuffle

The involuntary noise emanating from the Grabber in Chief ‘s epiglottis as he tells a lie.
Many of us are now entirely familiar with the trumpsnuffle that accompanies the narrowed eyes and pursed lips as he appears to be thinking.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018
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trumpsounds

The endlessly redundant idiotic words and phrases coupled with the oddly rasping and repulsively repetitive clearing of his throat.
When I turned on the radio I felt my stomach cramp suddenly in response to the trumpsounds being broadcasted.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Hunter S Thompson

A sports journalist and author made famous by his highly opinionated articles, a style which was later dubbed by an unimpressed critic as "Gonzo Journalism." He became a cultural icon in the late 60's for his very open and honest accounts of drug and alcohol use.

He wrote many books about his adventures with narcotics; most notably, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S Thompson
by sidewalker123 May 13, 2005
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Thompson'd

The act of being sauced up at a party to the point where you can't stop someone from taking advantage of you.

The "taking advantage of" is henceforth known as being Thompson'd
Damn dude Alex has been feeding Lauren and Hope drinks all night, they're both getting Thompson'd tonight!
by HungDaddyCarl August 8, 2010
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Trumps primary anus

The first hole in which trumps shit mostly comes out of (his mouth)
"Did you watch the debate last night?"

"Yes, trump was using his famous trumps primary anus to talk about his plans for the future"
by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 7, 2017
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