throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

by rainbow meth January 27, 2015

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Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

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