Triscuit

The worst fucking type of cracker ever.

Fuck triscuits

by Youranuslol December 07, 2024

Triscuit

When you're not a fully toasted cracker...but have a slightly golden tinge...

"My brother in law doesn't count, he's built like a triscuit."

by Jrflash2005 November 21, 2024

Triscuit

A different word for sleep, that is more known and Easier to say .

I’m going to triscuit

by Jadenyeets January 24, 2021

triscuit myopia

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

by Barrett Pooner May 31, 2008