Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option

When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.

by justin mcadam August 21, 2006

Tickety

1. Same as Da Bomb

2. Totally Gangsta

That mustang is sooooo tickety!

by Tyler Pulliam May 28, 2007

shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 4, 2002

Tickets Ole

Tickets Ole is an established company in Overland Park Kansas founded by Darren Attebery(owner) that sells secondary market event tickets to sold out sporting events,concerts and shows at a premium (above face value) due to the cost and acqusition of high demand tickets. Tickets can also be purchased by visiting their company website TicketsOle.com

Alot of people are going to secondary market companys such as Tickets Ole for high demand and or sold out events.

by Tickets Ole December 1, 2010

Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

Ticket Flicker

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.

Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?

by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010