Trials Uni

A unicycle which is used for hopping, jumping, or riding over various obstacles. Usually has a smaller wheel then a normal unicycle, and stronger components to take extra punishement. In use, the rider hops the trials unicycle over rocks, barriers, curbs, ramps, or wooden pallets. Might also be referred to as a Tuni, but the name has never become popular.

I took my trials uni downtown and had some fun.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

witch trials

A collective group of the dumbest ass people u will ever know accusing bullshit left and right. This is a time where logic is bent over a table and brutally raped and common sense has not yet been invented

Salem witch trials/ the book the crucible

by Erdergererer April 11, 2014

Treads

Another names for Trainers

Gonna get some new Treads!

by Doug November 24, 2004

trias

(adj.) describing guys who can pick up girls with only four words

Yo man that trias kid just picked up all the babes

by Trias Babe September 29, 2011

2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.

I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

triad of evil

The Triad of Evil, often abbreviated triad, is an organization of three critical and sarcastic out of state students who chose to attend college in Greensboro, NC. They are most likely found mocking the south and it's residents for their own amusement. They especially enjoy it when North Carolina residents insist on the incorrect pronunciation of Appalachian.

"I knew what you was doing, I ain't stupid" said the Triad of Evil.

by The Triad September 4, 2006

Celeb Death Triad

The procession of three celebrities dying in close proximity to each other.

Walter Kronkite is the third in another Celeb Death Triad. Which three celebrities will be next?

Billy Mays RIP 06-28-09, Karl Malden RIP 07-01-09, Walter Kronkite RIP 07-17-09

Ed Mcmahon RIP 06-23-09; Michael Jackson RIP 06-25-09, Farrah Fawcett RIP 06-25-09;

by jshep21 July 17, 2009