treachid

/ˈtretʃ.ɪd/
Used to denote something with such high degrees of horridness and treacherosity that it is simply not suitable to use just one of these adjectives; only an amalgamation of them will suffice.

Friend 1: “I walked in on my roommate with another guy.”
Friend 2: “Oh, how treachid!”

by RiddlesAndBats September 8, 2023

Canadian Treadmill

It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.

/r/Peejwal: "Canadian Treadmill? Sounds like a sexual Urban Dictionary term."
/r/SouthFM: "It is now."

by xsender December 13, 2021

Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.

Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Kung fu treachery

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.

"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."

by EliteFourMARK July 12, 2011

treadhead

when cornrows go bad: the hairstyle worn by devotees begins to look less fierce and more like the balding treads on a fading car tire.

Allen Iverson's hair looks treadheaded.

by misosoup February 2, 2007

Taegan

A girl you'll meet and be suddenly enthralled with. You will think of her as a friend at first but soon find that you can't stop thinking about her. She is beautiful and smart and funny and you can't help but choke a little when you see her.

There's just something about Taegan; I can't get my mind off of her.

by WhyDoYouNeedMyName? November 28, 2016

Tegan and Sara

Tegan and Sara are an identical twin duo, who in the US sing on Sire records. Some of their hits include, Back in Your Head-Album:The Con, The Con-Album:The Con, Walking with a Ghost-Album: So Jealous. Tegan and Sara are considered in the genre Indie, but also Pop and Alternative. Tegan and Sara were born in Calgary, Tegan currently resides in Vancouver, BC, and Sara resides in Montreal, QC. They are both very funny and have the same sense of humor. They have worked with Hunter from AFI, and Chris Walla from Death Cab for Cutie on their album The Con.

Tegan and Sara: Spelled out your name and list the reasons Faint of heart dont call me back. I imagined you and i was distant not insistent. I followed suit and layed out on my back imagine that. A million hours left to think of you and think of that.

by Kaitlyntqsq January 27, 2008