Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

Trestle

Blow job on HWY 2 between Everett and Lake Stevens.

Michelle gave a trestle to her husband on the drive home.

by Fall Ball Darren September 16, 2017

Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus

Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.

by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020

teetles

small petit breast, tiny titties

wow you got a nice pair of teetles

by bucket bird December 27, 2020

tweetler

People on twitter who defend opinions just because they saw it in a Lisa simpson meme
They can be seen mass replying to people with the same four images depicting out of context jokes in the attempt to "cancel" the tweeter.

Twitter user: Check out my mans (followed by a picture of his dog)
Tweetler: Don't defend this person they're a nazi (followed by 2 pictures of tweets made in 2014)

by lukasek01 June 22, 2021

TweetleBot

A noun describing a game changer; a pivotal moment in history; totally different from anything of its time.

CS the song Zero by the Smashing Pumpkins was a TweetleBot.

by Made by SK January 17, 2023

TreeTree

That one Tree guy that makes oxygen at a higher efficiency than Treetender.

I can't believe its the popufur TreeTree

by Xfeert August 18, 2023