When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.
Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?
It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
by Leminader June 5, 2015
Get the Battery Treadmill mug.The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.
"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"
"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"
"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."
by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020
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the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill
by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007
Get the sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill mug.I was on the organic treadmill last night after getting pissed at the party. A way people use to get from one place to another during their day. Used more in the past before the popularity of gyms peaked. It's often a granola's favorite way to get somewhere. Hazards of using include bad weather, seeing other people, dog shit and hobos.
by Slovensko Booty Pops November 5, 2010
Get the organic treadmill mug.Italien treadmill is when you’re going to the bakken, and you stop by the nearest supermarket, to buy Italien Bread and a sixpack of beers
by Hørm n’ Øren September 8, 2020
Get the Italien treadmill mug.Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.
by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020
Get the Italian Treadmill mug.Being accustomed to wasting money for hedonic purposes (e.g. buying souvenirs, going to cinema every week), that it eventually drains your money
Every time I go on vacation, I blow my budget on souvenirs and fancy dinners. It's like I'm on a hedonic treadmill, and my wallet is feeling it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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