A suburban housewife that only shops at Trader Joe's, a chain of neighborhood grocery stores throughout the U.S., known for their inexpensive wine selection.
Most of the women in our subdivision are Trader Ho's. They won't even look at an Albertson's or Vons.
by lavmander August 14, 2011
Get the Trader ho mug.A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021
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Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009
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I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
Get the Bandera bread sex trade mug.the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)
by justgotdonefuckinyourbitch69 February 22, 2019
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Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019
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