1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
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The equivalent to planking.
To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.
Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.
Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
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"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."
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"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."
Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)
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girl is on all fours and one guy is getting head from the girl and the other guy is giving her anal adn when the two guys high 5 eachother it looks like the eiffel tower
girl is on all fours and one guy is getting head from the girl and the other guy is giving her anal adn when the two guys high 5 eachother it looks like the eiffel tower
hey baby do you wanna go to paris because me and jimmy had a great time making the eiffel towering you last night.
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Where one male inserts his male jiggly bits into her mouth
while the other inserts his genitals into her backdoor.,
Then the males hi-5 eachother., thus creating the eifel tower effect.
Where one male inserts his male jiggly bits into her mouth
while the other inserts his genitals into her backdoor.,
Then the males hi-5 eachother., thus creating the eifel tower effect.
"duuuuuude., eifel towering that chick last night just brought us so much closer.. i think i love you man"
"eifeil Towering is my fantasy, whats yours?"
"eifeil Towering is my fantasy, whats yours?"
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Get the Eifel Towering mug.dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.
Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.
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