Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Tort

Romanian word for cake

Did you bring the tort ?

by David the romanian November 2, 2020

Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Tort

Irish directive to think

I tort it might be an good idea for you to read this article!

by Call elated June 13, 2018

Tort

To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort

The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal

by Danclam1796 June 5, 2019

Loïc Tort

A really QuIrKy guy, Will never pass up the chance for a “ur mom” joke. Unbelievable submissive and breedable but also a little bit fruity.

“I’m so quirky”
- omg ur such a Loïc Tort

by Burgerqueen69 November 9, 2021

Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021