Topix

A great rapper from brisbane (not related to the other people called topix)
usually making house rap and such.
give him a listen its actually decent

"you heard of ralph lauren by topix"

"yes bruz its absolutely banging"

by anonymous August 23, 2022

topiaristic

Adj. 1. To embody the quality of topiary

2. To behave as a topiarist

1. The bulbous, defined shape of your hair is topiaristic.
2. When the stylist cut my hair, they painstakingly detailed it in a topiaristic manner.

by riverharkness10 March 6, 2023

Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.

Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Topinator

A word used to sound smart to someone who is just as uninformed as you.

Person A: "Look at this car, its sure does look great for the price."
Person B: "Slap a Topinator on that and we got ourselves a steal!"

Person A: "This doesent make any sense!"
Person B: "Well you see the Topnitator... (start speaking gibberish)"

by SliimSadiie November 25, 2023

Topiraju

Something that is rough, dark and edgy but it goes even into a darker pit of hell.

Did you hear what Joel said?
Yeah that was Topirajua.

by iipaonpiudehiki March 12, 2024

Camel Topiary

The hair around the voluminous vagina of a large woman who likes to wear tight pants and show off her camel toe.

The camel topiary around her beavage is hanging all out of that fat chick's swimsuit. Ewwww.

by KSCloveSJC November 23, 2010

nut topia

a large amount of sperm on a banana split

guy 1:bro i just ate a nut topia i made and my friend helped me
guy 2:that sound delish can i have some

guy 3: what the fuck is wrong with you two faggs

by wizard 101 rocks June 18, 2018