Toothpicking

The act of placing one's penis flat across an object.Similar to the act of planking but using you're penis instead.

Jimmy has his dick laying on the side mirror of that car....NO...he is "Toothpicking" it.

by Jimmy Toothpick August 17, 2011

H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Toothpick

When a male carefully inserts a toothpick or any other pointed object into the hole of his penis for his pleasure.

Lockeroom Guy: Hey Rich, you feelin alright?
Rich: Yeah man i was feelin kinky and decided to shove a toothpick up my cock. IT FELT GREAT!!!

by The Moll-ster March 2, 2010

toothsucker

A gentleman usually of West Indian descent expressing disapproval, fustration or just to demean another by Inhaling between his teeth and frontal dentistry- he sucks his teeth so therefore he Is.

ttttttsssssssssssssssss! ghets me.

by El Cholo January 15, 2004

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022