Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames

fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."

by everyone loves the uber April 06, 2004

the toothless blow job

a proper blow job without using your teeth.

dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.

by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009

brown and toothless wonder

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

by cod blaster June 30, 2008

Toothless Tent Whore

Toothless Tent Whore are also known as a " Clown whores". This type of whore is typically seen in the swampy area of Sellers Lake pushing her Wheel Barrel that carries her Tent to set up shop. When this clown whore sets up her tent she then invites any married man (that can stand her foul vagina stinch without slipping on her snail trail ) in,, she then proceeds to trade sexual favors with these married men for small bags of dope. No respectable man would ever be seen outside in public with this poor tent Whore for she is far to grotesque n smelly. Her parents are brother and sister see, it's from all the incest.

This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.

Toothless tent whore s are always hiding in the swampy Fulton areas, they typically go by the name Michelle.

by Amy Jae September 20, 2019

Toothless hag

When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red.

"Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag."

by Shaniquiwaa July 01, 2008

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 20, 2019