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toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.
The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.
toothless cougar by bullet88 June 17, 2009

toothless tiger 

A blowjob that is very fierce
Breh this bitch gave me a toothless tiger last night it had me limping

Toothless hag 

When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red.
"Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag."
Toothless hag by Shaniquiwaa June 30, 2008

toothless hummer 

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation
Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular
toothless hummer by truckps3 September 6, 2015

toothless tori 

A person stupid enough to try dangerous activities for no reason
That person just tried to jump from beam to beam, what a toothless tori
toothless tori by Snazzyguava November 30, 2015

Toothless gam 

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone lacking teeth
My uncle saw a lag get a toothless gam off some old fag when he was in the nick, hahaha!