The South Bend toothbrush is the act of waking up in the morning after a long night of drinking alcohol and immediately smoking marijuana followed by a cigarette or five. If the timing is right, beer, bourbon and vodka may be involved in this practice. This act is derived from South Bend, Indiana.
Casey: "Dude, I got way fucked up last night. Do you want to go down in the basement and hit a few bingers?"
Brian: "For sure. The good old South Bend toothbrush?"
Casey: "Hell yeah! Do you have any smokes?"
Brian: "For sure. The good old South Bend toothbrush?"
Casey: "Hell yeah! Do you have any smokes?"
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This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.
This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.
"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.
"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"
"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"
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