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Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"
Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"
by chall77 June 11, 2009
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Toonser

A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.

FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
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tonerish

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque
My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender
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toonvert

a. someone who checks out any cartoon or 3d character
b. some one who masturbates to cartoons or 3d characters
Playing video golf with my brother and he starts to zoom in on the female caddie looking for her cameltoe.

The toonvert couldn't help himsel ffromchecking out the animated girl....t
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Tooterooski

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night
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tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.
Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."
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El Toner

El Toner is a type of person. They take many shits and often sped out. Sometimes they will contract Emilitis but only if they have not showered for at least a week. They also are very fond of learning many life skills at summer camp like learning to be loyal at "Pine Cone Camp for Snakey Children."
Greva was being such an El Toner because he was clogging my toilet nonstop and saying how he's the most loyal boyfriend out of all of the boys
by goodshceise911 September 18, 2018
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