Toochinistic

being similar in quality to the almighty being "Alaura;" having Alaur-ish tendencies.

Wow, that's so Toochinistic!
Someday you'll achieve toochinitticness, don't worry!

by Alaura December 6, 2003

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

tooclose carvidoing

When you're following the car in front of you so close that you can watch the movie on their back seat video screen as you drive.

Curt, you're gonna rear end the mini van in front of you while you're 'tooclose carvidoing'.

by ChrisDoc November 21, 2009

toocan knows

When you get a wiff of a certain smell in the air and an urge comes over you to follow the smell with your nose.

#1. Did you smell that?
#2. No
#3. (with nose raised High in the air) Follow me.
#4. Where are you guy's going?

#1. Follow the nose toocan knows

by gangstagoldfish April 25, 2011

toocooldawg

too fucking cool.

"Shit that's toocooldawg"

by thebossisthebossistheboss September 20, 2011

toocoolist

A person that thinks theirself too cool for any label/defy all label.

P1: Yeah, I don't think I fall under any label, I'm just unique like that.
P2: Uh huh. Totatlly get it. Like how you're not a toocoolist.

by anark10n May 8, 2016

Toocie

A type of taco with the following ingredients:

1. Ground beef

2. Your choice of cheese

3. Your choice of lettuce

4. Diced Tomatoes

5. Semen

Would you like to upgrade your taco to a toocie at no extra cost?

by DannyDevitosMassiveCock October 28, 2017