Derry Township Police

The lazyest and saddest police force in the history of the world. They bug the children of the town for doing nothing, and accuses them of everything. Daily tasks include; taking kids BB/Airsoft guns, eating at the Wendy's near Hershey Outlets, and telling kids to get off the old township building property (before it becomes a hotel). They however ignore when the CVS gets robbed, pretending to care when really they just want to get back to Wendy's.

Other Info: They tend to poorly bust parties of the kids at Hershey High.
Do not dial 911 in Hershey because they will not help you.

Kid 1: I heard the CVS was robbed last night!

Kid 2: Yeah, but Derry Township Police didn't show up for like an hour after it happend.

Kid 3: Yeah cause they where at the park taking my BB guns...

by Hershey Kids? October 24, 2011

Springfield Township High School

A quaint suburban school in Montgomery County. About 5 minutes from the outskirts of Philly but if you asked anyone from Philly about if they have heard of it they will saw no and scrunch up their face in a "what the fuck" manner. Another popular response is the comparison to the Simpsons to which I say "No...not that Springfield"

The people in Springfield are either diehard suburbans, people who migrated from Philly and refuse to admit they are apart of our school see...G-Mob or white people who refuse to accept the fact that they are white and desperately try to be black

Everyone in Springfield hates it and if anyone tells you any different they are lieing. We all grew up with each other and are sick of seeing each other's faces.

G-Mob originated in Springfield Township High School. Arent we proud?

by C/O '05 Rep January 19, 2005

ToonShipping

The Yu-Gi-Oh fandom pairing of Seto Kaiba and Pegasus J. Crawford (Maximillion Pegasus).

Some of that ToonShipping stuff is just plain crazy...
or
Is there no one that ToonShips anymore!?

by VenusianVixen September 28, 2008

Oakland Township

An outskirt openland full of big houses and rich brats.

Laguna Beach is similar to Oakland Township.

by Dani Skinnahhhhhhhh August 5, 2008

Manheim Township

The rich school in Lancaster, PA that wins at everything and that everyone hates.

Guy #1: Wow. That guy is a real jerk. What a snob. He thinks he's better than us

Guy #2: He goes to Manheim Township...

Guy #1: That explains it.

by FluffytheMerchMan December 16, 2011

washington township high school

the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.

i wish i could go to "twp"

by mark April 25, 2005

Springfield Township Highschool

A place where random ass kids come in and they may not be accepted, but they're welcome to this public school. We live outside of Philadelphia in Montgomery County. There's not too much to do around here but we sure do have a good time. A keg in the woods every other weekend and natty lite cases killed in 5 mins. The Highschool may not be high class, preppy, or highest in education but BITCH we just got turf fields and we're stepping it the fuck up. We don't care that we're not rich, because Springfield as a whole is such a great community and place for people to bond. No other school I can recognize can come together so well as if a family when something bad occurs to the town. Either from Oreland, Flourtown, or Wyndmoor.. we come together to watch our homecoming football game and support our friends. Half of the hs may be anybouls but the rest of us memorable people who have a good life. #field will always be LIT

Steve: Yo u coming to the Indian tonight?

Ethan: Fuck yeah man.. What's the theme
Steve: Nothing just come and get fucking hammered. Spread the word
Ethan: ARD BET MY NIGGA
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Springfield Township Highschool: the best 4 years

by Gomcentral September 22, 2017