muzzle toff

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011

MOSSLE-TOFF

this word can be used in many situations of rage or terror... use this word wisely for it is only used for emergencies... this word may be credited to Colbster and Ash-Pu-Tash...

"Holy MOSSLE-TOFF!"
"lets get the MOSSLE-TOFF out of here!"
"oh my MOSSLE-TOFF!'
"stop being such a fricken MOSSLE-TOFF, little terd bomber!!"
"MOSSLE-TOFF YOU!"

by Mossle Toff June 18, 2008

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

toffe and custard dognut

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

toff

The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.

I will toff the whole industry.

by Tweek Tweak February 6, 2022

Toffe

Toffe loves candy. And chips. He's good at golf but everybody is wondering, how could he be that good on on that small little time? So if you are a toffe, be happy!

Oh look toffe did a birdie ob the second hole!

by Jejdks December 11, 2016

Toff

A British term co-opted by Australians analogous to the derivation instead though referring to someone/something you hold in high regard.considered top class

A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.

A deadset legend.

When something is good.

My mate Dirty Dingo, he's a proper toff cunt.

Fuck yes brah, the toffs have rocked up, I was bored like a hole in the ground.

You're toff lad

That's toff as.

I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch.

I agree Digger, Muzies are not toff. They're Putrid inbred dogs. Speaking of dogs, although we will be underdogs like Nathan Paddison gettin shagged in boneyard, The new age Crusade will be on home turf so atleast we will have that advantage.

by Adolphinpainter88 November 28, 2025