Toff

British word used to describe people who are born into a wealthy, upper class family, usually in an insulting manner.

A person who attends private school, dresses smart, acts snobby or has their parents spoil them with expensive things would be categorised as Toff.

Toff is basically the British equivalent to the American Prep.

See that bloke Richard over there in the Ralph Lauren polo and chino shorts? Yeah, he's a Toff cunt.

by Zeam June 3, 2021

toffer

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".

Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.

by Kal-38 April 14, 2009

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

Coffee Toffee

Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.

noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.

verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 17, 2009

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint

Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?

by ud40 February 23, 2005

toffen

The new word for offen.

I toffen play games

by BATCUTBUT January 11, 2019