TittiesMcFatties

Extremely large tits.

Wow did you see Britney? She's got some TittiesMcFatties!

by GuyWhoEatsAss May 20, 2018

Surprise Titties

When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.

I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.

by smoothpuma March 17, 2010

Milky Titties

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.

Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!

by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012

Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.

Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!

by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

titties

The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!

by Mao Tse Fong August 19, 2004

Anime Titties

The only good outcome from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Weeb: "Hey do u like anime titties"
Every Normie: "No ur Nami Gay"
Weeb: *Fucking Dies*

by TheRedChemical May 18, 2018

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

by CBianchi August 23, 2007