timeshifter

Someone who has a huge ego, huge gut, and a tiny dick. Also a Trump supporter.

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by Spaminol July 18, 2016

timeshare

One huge scam designed to either make you sign a deal with non-existing agent and lose all the money you put in or actually get a genuine timeshare at a resort which would still make you pay way more money than if you had bought a normal holiday.

This doesn't even touch on things like 'timeshare in perpetuity' which is an even bigger scam.

All in all, if you are thinking about it, don't buy it, if you have it - quit as fast as possible. In case of any problems with leaving (as most people do have) - Mercantile Claims helped me, so I recommend them but there is a million other companies

Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet deal on a timeshare!
Person B: Why do you think they are handing them out on eBay for free, moron?

by tomb5469 July 26, 2018

Timeshame

The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised quantum temporal condition.

Bitsy tried to Timeshame Cliggy for getting up gor work early.

by Godsays December 7, 2021

Timeshare Kink

Trapping people to force them to listen to you explain all of your other kinks.

Friend: Hey where have you been?
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.

by BarWeaver August 24, 2022

Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

Timescape

Obviously, the landscape of time. What one sees when imagining a three dimensional timeline.

Without the remote in Click, Adam Sandler's timescape falls back to into place.

by Aeithen November 28, 2011

tieshanda

Same as a ghetto chick - A female who acts and looks ghetto. Ghetto girls usually have gold teeth, start fights and drama and wears cheap clothes.
Also sucks at economics

Tieshanda rocked up to uni in a 23 cent table cloth, rocking her new golden front tooth

by BBCcurls June 1, 2014