these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

by sjm1 July 10, 2010

these dudes

Dudes who ain't bout shit and are worthless as fuck. Lazy group of fuckers with Male appendages.

These dudes ain't bout shit.

by Lilroot69 March 3, 2019

these unprecedented times

"these unprecedented times" refers to an overused phrase describing the COVID-19 global pandemic. This overuse was most evident in public statements by schools and universities, politicians, corporations, and health authorities. Over the course of the pandemic, Twitter users began to mock this public relations cliché, by associating the phrase with the wider COVID-19 meme culture.

Variations include"these challenging times," "these uncertain times," and "these trying times."

During these unprecedented times, we must come together and we will survive this new normal.

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

These hoes slap!

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.

Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!

by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021

These balls in your mouth

MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH (or in your moms mouth)

These balls in your mouth refers to a statement of telling someone that ones testicles are in a persons mouth.

by CarterMakesAccurateDefinitions December 26, 2021

These balls in your mouth

These balls in your mouth

Hey
What
Guess whats
Wahts in your mouth..

What
These balls in your mouth

This is why dad left us you stupid bith

by CarterMakesAccurateDefinitions June 4, 2022

These Edibles ain't shiii

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.

Man, These Edibles ain't shiii

by Wtf is a handle? April 12, 2023